Okay, so we get that in certain places in the world nudity and streaking will get you arrested but these? Here are 7 strange sex laws that will definitely get you some slammer time (and we’re not talking in a good way)… but you might not even know you’re breaking it.
#1 Climaxing Before Your Partner During Foreplay
Only in California (unfortunately). We appreciate the consideration for both partners but we wonder how they find out? Do we even want to know?!
#2 Moose Can’t Have Sex on the City Streets
Only in Alaska, but in general, no one likes an exhibitionist anywhere in the world. Hmm, do you think the moose know they are breaking the law? They must be causing traffic jams. They must not care either though.
#3 Jumping Another Man’s Wife
You may want to skip this in Uruguay, because the cuckold is allowed to either kill both, or castrate offending chap and chop off cheating wife’s nose. Does this work the other way around?!
#4 You Can Only Own 6 Dildos
In Texas. If you own more, you could get fined $4000 or go to jail for a year. Wait, what???
#5 Multitasking is a Huge No
In Estonia. A game of chess or playing with your smartphone while doing it will get you into trouble. Again, how do they find out? Unsatisfied partners lodging official complaints?
#6 It’s Illegal to Have a Boner in Public
In Indiana. Better stuff a banana in your pocket, guys!
#7 Fortune-telling to Settle Lovers Quarrels
In Louisana, where it is legal to practice Necrophilia. Ok, so this isn’t specifically sex-related, but you know what we mean.