We love how we can spot the tourist just by how they dress. So we’re superficial – sue us! This list may be a generalisation but you have to admit, some people are seriously guilty of these tourist fashion fails!
1. The seriously fake tanned Brit
![Son, we think you got something on your... face...](https://wanderluxe.s3-ap-southeast-1.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/25-People-Horrible-Fake-Tans.jpg)
It’s not easy getting fake tan right… but how do you get them so, so wrong??
2. Chinese and their LV
![Wonder what if her baggage got bombed...](https://wanderluxe.s3-ap-southeast-1.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/http-absolutelyfobulous.comwp-contentuploads201101Chinese-female-soliders-with-designer-bags.jpg.jpg)
Evidently, her entire luggage costs $52,000. And she’s a soldier. We can’t make the connection, but it seems even their standard issue uniform must include Louis Vuitton (either that, or they’re fake).
3. Aussies and their thongs
![Dress for the body you have, not for the body you want.... please??](https://wanderluxe.s3-ap-southeast-1.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/http-i.telegraph.co_.ukmultimediaarchive02185fashion-meningstri_2185442i.jpg.jpg)
We’re so sorry to inflict this image upon your innocent eyes. Another thing we don’t get – not wearing shoes in any other area other than the beach… ghsdjhfkshfs is all we can say!
4. Germans and their sock-sandals
![The only thing worse than this is crocs with socks.](https://wanderluxe.s3-ap-southeast-1.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/http-theadventuresofkassscarlett.files_.wordpress.com201406socks-and-sandals.jpg.jpg)
So what’s worse than not wearing shoes? Wearing shoes that make no sense. Sock-sandals are never going to happen. Stop trying to make them happen!
5. Singapore hipsters
!["We ARE #fashion."](https://wanderluxe.s3-ap-southeast-1.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/http-stylplus.insing.comfeaturequiz-are-you-a-singaporean-hipsterid-3f743f00.jpg)
“Although it’s 30ºC out, Imma wear skinny jeans, a cardi, hang out at a bespoke cafe with my Ray Bans, drinking a hot bespoke latte.” You DO know that dressing like a hipster doesn’t count unless you’re actually living like one, right? Besides, it’s so last year.
6. ‘Murican gangsta wannabes
![Nice baby blue polka dots you got there.](https://wanderluxe.s3-ap-southeast-1.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/http-img1.wikia_.nocookie.net__cb20111015033428uncyclopediaimages880Baggy_Pants.jpg.jpg)
Even if you were gangsters, how would your low pants benefit your badassery in any way?
7. Korean Klones
![It would put Star Wars to shame.](https://wanderluxe.s3-ap-southeast-1.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/http-seoulbeats.comwp-contentuploads20130420130425_seoulbeats_misskorea2013.jpg.jpg)
Silicone in the City. Will the real human please stand up?